Column: When is a black eye worth it?

When Hallie stretches her neck, she’s as tall as I am. Our neighbor Clyde Jones says the 8-month-old emu is still growing. Our mule, Maggie and the other pasture neighbors aren’t quite sure what to think about the 6-foot stranger.
When Hallie stretches her neck, she’s as tall as I am. Our neighbor Clyde Jones says the 8-month-old emu is still growing. Our mule, Maggie and the other pasture neighbors aren’t quite sure what to think about the 6-foot stranger.

When is the last time you sported a black eye?

I’m not talking about something you said or did that put a figurative shiner on your face.

I’m talking about a punch that gave you a multicolored black cir…